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Europe 2015

Stafford

Tuesday 29th September 2015
As I have left one pair of my cargo pants in Perth ( or somewhere else! Mary suggests a drive over to nearby Trentham Village where there is an assortment of good shops where I should be able to find what I am looking for. Success almost at once and I come away with some cargo pants for 29.95 pounds.
With mission accomplished we have lunch at the Garden Centre and then return to Walton with one very hungry Lucy eagerly awaiting her dinner.
Andy and Mo who are now ensconced in a cottage in nearby Smithfield and come over to join us for part of the late afternoon/evening.
A and M are currently leading a fairly nomadic life after Andy decided to take a midlife gap year in April this year. This has taken Andy and Mo to a number of countries including France, Spain and Portugal. Mo came back to the UK for part of the time leaving Andy to travel to Greece and also fulfil an ambition to undertake a sailing course in Portugal. He has come through with flying colours but is at present only allowed to sail during daylight hours and must stay within 10 miles of the shore. Sadly this has led me to postpone our plans to employ him as a skipper as we sail across the Drake Passage from Antarctica!
He has also learned to play the guitar and although Mark Knopfler and Eric Clapton are under no threat he has made very good progress.
Finish off the day with yet another lovely meal served up by Tone and Marg.
Cheers
The Obese Ferret.

Europe 2015

Stafford

Monday 28th September 2015

Marg and Di are off to the gym for their Pilates class and Gail and I decide to do a hike along the path through some very pleasant countryside and along the superb Brocton golf course and club where Tony has been a member for many years. Unfortunately T has a problem with his big toe on one foot and his membership is currently suspended until he is fully fit to continue.
On our return I leave Gail at T and M’s and continue my walk down to nearby Milford. Along the way I call in to take a look at the beautiful Milford cricket ground on which I played once only MANY years ago. Grounds like this make English club cricket so special.
A short walk back along the canal brings me back to T and M’s, all the better for a good workout.
Cheers
The Obese Ferret

Europe 2015

Stafford

Sunday 27th September 2015

Tony was up early to get off to the gym and late morning my nephew Andy and his wife Mo arrived for the lunchtime get-together of the Ireland family which Tony had planned.
The lunch venue is a lovely pub, The Hollybush at Salt, situated a short drive from Stafford and here we are joined by Tony and Marg’s daughter and her husband Terry.We have had a number of very good meals here in the past but on this occasion
The chef appeared to have one his ‘off’ days especially with the roast beef Sunday roast and whilst mine was acceptable if a little tough T and M’s was inedible. These meals were duly returned and exchanged for the turkey roast which was a marked improvement.
In spite of this hiccup it was a very enjoyable if all-too-rare family reunion.
The infamous ‘tyranny of distance’ comes into sharper focus as we get older.
On return to T and M’s we made the most of a beautiful autumn afternoon out in their back garden.

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David & Tony

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Andy Terry Tony Gail Di Marg Mo

Nothing much to report on the RWC other than the Wallabies, as expected, walloped Uruguay 65-3.
All in all a great family day.
Cheers
The Obese Ferret

Europe 2015

Stafford

Saturday 26th September 2015

Up early to join Tony as he takes his dog, a lovely spaniel called Lucy, on a walk over nearby Milford Hills/ Cannock Chase. At the age of 78 Tony keeps himself very fit by doing this a number of times during the week and going to the local gym each Sunday. Even on days when time doesn’t allow for the longer walk Tony still takes Lucy either down a nearby lane or along the canal. Not surprisingly Lucy is very much Dad’s dog.

The rest of the day was spent just taking it very easy and watching England lose to Wales 25-28 in a match that they could and probably have won. A great result for the Wallabies.
Cheers
The Obese Ferret

Europe 2015

Brecon Beacons

Friday 25th September 2015

Another quality breakfast although the young waitress gets completely confused when taking our order for salmon and scrambled egg.Finally it all arrives OK but the toast is burned to extinction. G requests replacements and these duly appear looking fairly edible.
Check out of the hotel and head south into the Brecon Beacons Nat. Park eventually stopping at the start of the Pen-Y-Fan trek to the top of the mountain of the same name.
This turns out to be a moderately demanding walk offering some great views over the surrounding countryside.
A surprising number of trekkers are out and about fairly early and Gail and I make good progress up the mountain. As we have allowed only 2 hours I leave Gail to continue up the final steeper slope to a plateau with 360 degrees vista. G in fact continues the climb after I go ahead and she handles the trek very well with only the time limit preventing her from joining me at what I assume is the peak. On arriving at the plateau I realise that the top of Pen-Y-Fan is in fact a second peak at the same altitude and packed out with the early birds who obviously had less problems with a confused waitress and burnt toast!

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Back down in Brecon we stop off for a decidedly underwhelming coffee and cake after which we set off on the road to Builth Wells , Llandrindod Wells and then on through some very picturesque countryside to Stafford.
My brother Tony and his wife Marg are both looking very well and suntanned after a week’s holiday in Portugal.
After a lovely dinner we spend the rest of the evening just relaxing and catching up on events since we last saw them in January 2014.

Cheers

The Obese Ferret

Europe 2015

Wales

Thursday 24th September 2015

Start the day by catching up on the blogs of the previous days and then it’s down to the breakfast room where we quickly forget that we had the evening before agreed to limit the calorie intake by having a light continental breakfast.

We try to walk off the full Welsh breakfast by strolling to the car park to pick up the car. From there it’s back to the hotel to collect our suitcases and leave Cardiff , initially with virtually no idea of our destination. We solve this little problem  by buying a road map of Wales and settling on Aberdare as our first stop.

The Peppers Coffee Shop in this pleasant small town is a real gem with great coffee and blueberry tart( more food!)

Our route then takes us to Hirwaun and along the A4059 through the beautiful scenery of the Brecon Beacons National Park.

We arrive at the very picturesque town of Brecon and after settling in to the Brecon Castle Hotel we take a very pleasant 2 hour walk along the banks of the Monmouthshire and Brecon Canal. On a day such as this with the autumnal temperature quite comfortable the British countryside can be a real delight.

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A tribute made from wood to the coal miners

A tribute made from wood to the coal miners

Not a lot of time to spare before we find ourselves in the Hotel Bar for a quick drink and then enjoy a superb dinner in the restaurant.

Now it’s RWC time and we find a large TV screen in the bar which is showing NZ v Namibia, a real David v Goliath contest. NZ have picked a virtual reserve team but with players such as Sonny Bill Williams included Namibia are completely outplayed. To their credit, however , they give it their all and avoid another 100+point defeat. They even manage to score a try to the delight of the player J Deysel and most of the crowd. As at most RWC venues the spectators love to see the underdogs giving it their best shot often against overwhelming odds.

Final score 58-14

Cheers

The Obese Ferret

Europe 2015

Cardiff

Wednesday 23rd September 2015.

The day of our one and only Rugby World Cup match!

Another fine breakfast and then it’s back to the main road to Cardiff.

A combination of normal early morning peak hour traffic and the crowds here for the rugby made for a very slow trip into the city but we eventually arrive at our accommodation, Clayton’s Hotel. As we cannot check-in yet we leave our suitcases at reception for collection later.

Before driving to our car park nearer to The Millenium Stadium( the hotel has no parking) we stop off at Cardiff Bay. In line with what has happened in many cities this waterfront area has been totally redeveloped and now has some fine buildings such as the Millenium Centre and is well endowed with restaurants and cafes.

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We opt for Bill’s coffee house for a quick snack and after a quick stroll along the waterfront we set off on what is meant to be a very straightforward drive to our car park. Gail has received some excellent instructions online from NCP as to how to get to Dumfries Car Park and all seems to be going according to plan until the last minute. We can both SEE the car park but the entrance is proving to be very elusive. After a string of expletives ( mainly from me) and an interesting tour of some very narrow streets we do finally reach our destination. Tom Tom is proving to be more of a hindrance than a help in the cities  and we are getting used to the now familiar ” turn around when possible”.

A leisurely stroll back to the hotel to check-in to a room on the tenth floor. Fortunately this well-known vertigo-sufferer is saved by the fact that the one very small window is tucked away in the corner of the room so I’m saved from the embarrassment of having sleep with a parachute on!

Time for a quick drink at the bar and a short break before we walk down to the Stadium and the hordes of supporters crowded into the many pubs. Gail buys a Wallabies beanie and yours truly a gold cap with the ubiquitous bloody Union Jack in the corner. More on this later.

Good seats in this magnificent stadium which will filled to the capacity of 67,000 by kick-off time.

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A very entertaining game with the Wallabies winning 28-13 but not before the Fijians gave us a hell of a fright. They must have felt that they were playing in Suva as the crowd support was far greater for the Pacific Islanders than the Aussies. I never realised there were so many Fijians in Britain but a kind England supporter explained ( as if I didn’t know already) that thousands of England supporters were merely here to cheer on an opponent of their main rival in Pool A of the WC.

This is made all the more galling as I’m sitting here with the Union Jack on my cap. I pledge to myself that this little corner of the flag will be blotted out on my cap for the remainder of the WC.

At least we now have PM who is a Republican!

Back to the hotel bar to watch France beat Romania fairly easily and they are looming as a real threat in the Cup.

Cheers

The Obese Ferret.

Europe 2015

Bath to Wales

Tuesday 22nd 2015

The usual intake of delicious breakfast food which will keep us going for most of the day and then we say our goodbyes to Charles and Ann.

We could not have asked for better hosts or finer accommodation.

Our destination for today is near to Newport, Wales but before leaving the Combe Downs and Monkton Combe area we take another drive up on the hill above the village and then follow Ann’s suggestion to visit Bradford on Avon which is an attractive, if unremarkable small village.

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a quirky road sign

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Lacock is next on the list and this is a delightful village which has been used as the site for Harry Potter movies and Pride & Prejudice. Apparently there is filming taking place at the Lacock Abbey so we give that a miss after buying a couple of items in the National Trust shop we set off for Castle Combe which has gained fame as the most photographed corner of Britain. We have both been here before but the charm of this gem remains undiminished. It is truly a picture postcard location.

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Now it’s time to make our way to the M4 and we duly cross over the impressive Severn Bridge , finally arriving at The Old Barn Inn at Llanmartin, our accommodation for the night.

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This recently renovated inn offers well-appointed rooms and an excellent restaurant. The evening was made all the more entertaining by a very funny girl serving us who replied to my question as to whether the Stir Fry was spicy  by  remarking ” well, it hasn’t blown anyone’s head off yet!”, all in a very strong Welsh accent.

A relatively early night in this very quiet location.

Cheers

The Obese Ferret.

 

 

 

Europe 2015

Bath UK

Monday 21st September 2015

Breakfast a delight as usual and then it’s off into Bath again with the first port of call the very fine Holburne Museum. After a stay of close to two hours we drive to the now infamous Podium car park and leaving there we check out another of Charles’s recommendations , a coffee called Colonna and Small’s where the barista has won the award as the Eighth Best in the world and the Best in the UK.

This young fellow goes to great lengths to explain that the coffee should not be bastardised by adding water to single or double espressos and instead he uses the finest coffee to produce superb quality filtered coffee. As for my cappuccino sugar is out of the question and after a lifetime of pouring spoonfuls of the sweet stuff into my cup I have to confess that the sugarless cuppa is superb. However, I am not promising that this will be continued when I am on the other side of the world to this highly-decorated little barista!

Next stop is the impressive Bath Abbey with its magnificent vaulted ceiling and we stop to pay homage to Australia’s first Governor General Arthur Phillip who is commemorated by a plaque on the abbey wall.

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It’s now on to Bath’s main attraction, the Roman Baths, and we spend a good two hours taking in the splendour of this amazing site. I had seen it before together with Craig but this is the first time for Gail.

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This historic gem never disappoints.

Bricks which were heated to warm the baths

Bricks which were heated to warm the baths

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underground spring

underground spring

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relics found

relics found

Gail wants to take some more photographs  to complement those taken on city  side of the River Avon so we cross over the North Parade Road, stop to have a look at the rugby ground of one of the UK’s finest rugby clubs, Bath and finish by doing more photo shoots near to the Pulteney Bridge.

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As we travel around the UK we see ample evidence of the popularity of rugby union with the smallest of towns having a a local club so it’s little wonder that tickets to the World Cup are in such great demand( and short supply)

As Charles has again booked a table for us at the Wheelwright Arms we again avoid bankruptcy by checking out of the Podium car park and driving back to the B&B to relax before dinner.

When we arrive ( not on foot this time) the inn is absolutely packed out, apparently for a funeral party. It would have to be one of the most jovial funeral gatherings we have ever seen and judging by all this jocularity the deceased must have been either much- loved or totally unlamented!

In spite of the crowds the girls serving at the tables perform miracles and our meals and drinks arrive with the minimum of fuss and in very good time. Once again the quality of the food is of the highest order and it’s no surprise that this pub is held in such high regard.

By the time we leave this blogger/ driver is probably somewhat over the limit but we manage to make it home without any mishaps.

However, in our our slightly sozzled state we have forgotten whether the metal ducks should be left lying on their side or standing up when we go off to bed. Moreover, we are not sure if Danny and Harriet, the other guests in the house are back even though their car is parked outside. We decide that they must be home so we put a chain across the main door and trudge up to our bedroom. We then have second thoughts and decide that we need to remove the chain so that the other guests will not be found in the morning covered in a state of frosty rigor mortis. We are just about set off down the stairs when Charles  emerges from another room and is highly amused at our semi- inebriated condition and our fits of the giggles. He agrees that the chain needs taking off as the youngsters are still not back and that our duck should be lying down!

Both Charles and the two of us are still having giggling fits as we say good night and retire for what we hope will be a much -wanted long sleep.

Cheers

The Obese Ferret

Europe 2015

Sunday 20th September 2015

After a surprisingly good night’s sleep we start breakfast at 8.30 and what a breakfast it is. It certainly lives up to the hype of so many of the reviews with a superb array of food including a smoothie, fruit juices, cereals, dried fruits and then followed by a number of cooked breakfast options. The attention to detail in the presentation and the quality of the food is remarkable.

Charles then takes time out to give us some tips on how to make the most of our time in Bath and provides information on cafes, sights and the best car parks. He suggests that the Podium car park would be the best but warns us that at 25 pounds for the day it is pricey. More on this shortly.

After an easy drive into the city we duly park at the Podium and find out that there is a 4 hour limit which costs 6 pounds but if you overstay in any way it does indeed cost 25 pounds!

Charles has probably been giving this same advice to guests for years so goodness only knows how much business he has cost the car park owners. We come to learn that this is very typical of this charismatic, highly intelligent but absent-minded gentleman.

Before we leave for the city centre Charles gives us another reminder of his delightful quirky nature when he explains the use of two small metal ducks which are on the table in the hall. Each of the two rooms used for the B&B has been allocated a duck and when guests go out they should stand their duck up and only lie the duck down when they retire for the night( that’s the guests, not the ducks). Gail almost puts a spanner in the works by suggesting that the ducks are in fact swans but we all agree that we should not let facts stand in the way of a good story!

Charles's 'duck'

Charles’s ‘duck’

As we have been blessed with very fine weather and given the huge crowds out and about we decide not to visit any of the main sights and instead do our own walking tour. This gives us a chance to plan our itinerary for the next day when hopefully the madding crowds will have dispersed somewhat.

This statue of rugby player in Bath's beautiful gardens has been created entirely out of small plants. David in contrast is all human parts

This statue of rugby player in Bath’s beautiful gardens has been created entirely out of small plants. David in contrast is all human parts

Rugby player statue in flowers

Walking near to the Pulteney Bridge( a sort of poor man’s Ponte Vecchio) we are lucky enough to meet up with Stephen Moore and Kane Douglas from the Wallabies. I resist the temptation to ask for a photo with them but wish them all the best for the first game. The Wallabies are apparently based in Bath for the next few days.

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We check out of the car park in time to avoid the 25 pound charge, returning a short time afterwards to the same car park and Saracen’s Head pub across the road to watch the All Blacks eventually wear down the Pumas but not before a far tougher game than most expected. Nevertheless the strength in depth of the AB’s is on full show. Richie McCaw finally gets 10 minutes in the Sin Bin for the sort of infringement he has been committing with impunity for about 15 years.

Return to the B & B at a reasonable time and with the jet-lag baring its fangs, albeit belatedly , we turn in for an early night.

Cheers

The Obese Ferret.

Europe 2015

Friday 18th & Saturday 19th September 2015.

On the road again so Craig takes us to Perth Airport for our 10.35 pm flight to Dohar with Qatar Airways.

Leave on time on a 777-300 Dreamliner and although the seats seem to be hard at first they turn out to be very comfortable as do the flat-beds. First World Problems I can here you all saying!

The food as usual is of the highest order and both Gail and I soon get off to sleep after dinner. With the flight being close to 11 hours we both manage to get a good sleep with some help from Mr Termazapam.

There is some fairly constant turbulence especially over Sri Lanka but nothing of real consequence.

Our two hour stopover in Dohar is a real eye-opener as since our last transit through the airport Qatar has opened a new lounge which has set a new standard in luxury. To use the term state-of -the art does not do justice to the opulence of the lounge and the quality and range of food on offer. Sadly we have already been treated royally on the flight so we aren’t able to gorge ourselves on more food. However, most of the tables in the numerous different lounges seem to be pretty full so I don’t know how they are managing to put away so much tucker.

It’s an A380 from Dohar to Heathrow and again the flight, staff and catering are all that one could wish for.

We both watch a remake of Far From The Madding Crowd which is a beautifully made film although the actor playing the part taken by Terence Stamp in the original suffers from comparison with the roguish Mr Stamp.

After a very smooth flight we arrive on time at LHR and pick up our rented Hyundai for the drive to Bath, a city which I visited with Craig in 1997 but which G has never been to.

Our accommodation for the next three nights is De Montalt Wood in Combe Down just a short distance outside of Bath.

This is a superb house on 17 acres and is owned by Charles and Ann Kent.

Charles greets us at the door and he certainly fits the image conjured up by his emails to Gail. In short he is a very charming former lawyer who has previously owned a telecom company and  a hotel in Bath. He now contents himself with offering accommodation in two of their rooms overlooking the most glorious gardens.

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It’s not overstating it to say that he is urbane,a touch eccentric and more than capable of being very self-denigrating. He is not at all interested in rugby but his wife Ann is an avid follower.

Charles has kindly booked a table for us at the local Wheelwright Arms in Monkton Combe and we decide to take up Charles’s suggestion and walk along the country lanes to this pub. We take the wrong walking track up a very steep hill but eventually find the correct road and meet Charles taking his dog out in his car for his daily walk. Strolling down to Monkton Combe we follow Charles’s advice and stop at a wooden seat to take in the very picturesque view of the valley below. A young ,very polite fellow in his school uniform gives us gives us a moment that would not be out of place in the film ‘Goodbye Mr Chips’ when we find him already on the seat with a Latin Primer in his hand. Apparently not his favourite subject!

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The Wheelwright Arms turns out to be a delightful English Inn offering fine food, atmosphere and as a bonus a  TV showing Japan beating the Springboks in extra time. The Rugby World Cup is off to a flyer!

It’s fairly dark by the time we set off back to the B & B although Charles has loaned us a torch to stop us from being run over on the very narrow lanes.

He should have thrown in an iron lung and defibrillator as Gail almost goes into cardiac arrest during the decidedly steep trek back.

By now we are both well and truly knackered and so it’s Melatonin for G and Termazapam for the old blogger.

All in all a good first day in the Old Dart.

Cheers

The Obese Ferret

Patagonia

El Calafate

Thursday 19th March 2015

Lelia kindly helps me highlight the routes we have followed on my maps to help with the blog and then it’s off to take some great sunrise photos from the hotel.

Sunrise over El Calafate

Sunrise over El Calafate

Gail and I decide to walk up the hill to check out the shops at the Glaciarium Museum but really nothing of much interest on offer.

We catch the shuttle into town with the same driver as the previous day. Much happier today but I don’ t have the Spanish to ask him politely what had happened during the night to bring about this dramatic mood change!

Another snack at the local bakery in town and in contrast to the previous day the coffee does show a passing resemblance to a liquid produced from those little brown beans rather than the slops from the kitchen sink.

Set out in search of some likely looking shops sighted when we first arrived in El Calafate. Can’t find any trace of them. Mystery solved when we realise all too late that we have walked in completely the wrong direction from the bus station away from some very impressive stores.

Head off back to the hotel as it becomes clear that Gail is far more interested in walking along the shores of Lago Argentina than spending money in the shops. The question is ” how can I get Gail to maintain this philosophy when we return home?”

Time to leave the remarkable Patagonia and so it’s off to the airport and Buenos Aires.

Good flight of 2 hours 40 minutes with Aerolineas Argentinas at the end of which passengers applaud wildly on landing. A plane full of Americans or a reflection of the airline’s status alongside Aeroflot?

Trip to BA made very pleasant by chatting to an elderly guy( about my age) who is now retired and has a Phd in Chemistry.

Glimpse of the famous River Plate Stadium as we travel by taxi into the centre of this huge metropolis with its 15 million population.

The Lennox Hotel is in an excellent location and very well appointed.

Good snack and drink before turning in at 11.30.

That’s the end of the Aurora Adventure and now it’s freestyle travel with no-one to blame but ourselves if things go wrong.

Cheers

The Obese Ferret

Patagonia

Moreno Glacier

Wednesday 18th March 2015

Check out of the hotel for the long drive south to El Calafate, starting with a 3 hour drive along the shores of Lago Viedma following the Rio Leona to Lago Argentina. Along the way we stop for the usual lovely hot chocolate at La Leona also visited on our way north.

We stop briefly in El Calafate to buy snack food from the local bakery, a procedure that takes an eternity as the staff seem strangely reluctant to take my money. I enlist the help of Lelia and eventually I manage  to settle my debt!

We drop Shan off at our accommodation Hotel Estapa as she has no desire to  see the Perito Moreno Glacier, which just happens to be one of the most important tourist attractions in Argentinian Patagonia!

The drive to the glacier takes us along the southern part of the Magallanes Peninsula and the shores of Lago Argentino.

Some information on Perito Moreno Glacier-

Situated 78 kms from El Calafate in the Southern Patagonian Ice Field, the world’s 3rd largest reserve of freshwater the glacier is named after Francesco Moreno who studied the region in the 19th Century and played a major role in defending the territory of Argentina in the conflict surrounding the international border dispute with Chile. He is known as the Father of Patagonia.

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The 250 square kms glacier is a truly awe-inspiring sight, especially when it calves off huge slabs of ice, visible at close quarters from one of the many lookouts.

We stay a couple of hours to take in the majesty of PMG and then head back to El Calafate with the driver Julio kindly dropping some of us at the very fine Glaciarium Museum.

After a tour of the museum we catch the shuttle bus back to town and our request to be dropped off at La Estapa is met with a less than friendly response from the driver. Lyn, however, does manage to get a smile out of him or maybe it was just wind!

The hotel is situated on a hillside looking out over El Calafate and it’s a ideal venue to enjoy our last meal together.

Tom gives an excellent speech thanking Lelia for her splendid work. This educated, stylish young lady has been an absolute delight and the whole of the Patagonian experience, due in no small part to her efforts, has been unforgettable.

Many of the group linger in the restaurant, Mick and Heinz get half- sozzled and I sit up late in the lounge using an all-too-rare internet connection.

Cheers

The Obese Ferret.

Patagonia

Tuesday 17th  March 2015

After breakfast and with gloomy forecast of wet and very windy weather we set off on a different bus along the Rio de Las Vueltas to Hosteria El Pilar. With slightly better weather we proceed on foot following the Rio Blanco in a southwesterly direction. At this point a decision needs to be taken as to which members of the group will tackle the very exposed and windy ascent to Lago de Los Tres to gain a view of Mount Fitzroy.

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Only Shan, Mick, Tom, Sue, Ann and Cathy take up the challenge. I consider tackling the climb but after a chat with Mauro I very reluctantly decide to be sensible for once in my life. Mauro later tells me that although he was sure I could have made the climb the stress on my replacement knee would have compromised my enjoyment of the remainder of the trip.

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Much to Mauro’s annoyance Shan and Mick decide to head off on their own at breakneck speed and M makes it clear to them in front of the other trekkers that they should no longer consider themselves part of the Aurora party. In other words he is taking no responsibility for them for the rest of the day.

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This issue has been festering for some time and it’s good to see Mauro finally taking a stand against the very strong-willed Shan and a compliant Mick.

As the non-climbers set off the winds become gale-force and shortly before stopping at a shelter huge gusts bring Pat crashing down, I lose my cap( I chase it down in due course)and the wind is strong enough to move my fully laden daypack when I place it on the path for a few moments.

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Lichen “Old Man’s Beard”

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In spite of the unpredictable winds we enjoy a great walk back to El Chaltern with tantalising glimpses of Mt Poincenot but alas not of the elusive Fitzroy which refuses to emerge from the clouds.

Mt Fitzroy & Glaciers NP from air when we flew to Punta Arenas

Mt Fitzroy & Glaciers NP
Our sight from the air when we flew to Punta Arenas

Nevertheless I suspect that we get to see more than the climbers who are only able to view the Lago de Los Tres.

As we approach the town Lelia points out the first house built in the area belonging to Andreas Matsom, a Dane.

The long descent into El Chaltern truly excruciating for my knee, which vindicates my decision not to undertake the earlier climb.

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Say our goodbyes to Mauro who has been an excellent guide.

Into town again to dine at another restaurant of Lelia’s choice and as usual Shan does her own thing ordering a different meal long before everyone else and while she can be a very kind, interesting and very generous companion some of her antics do little for team harmony.

Unfortunately, after so many fantastic meals at ‘ Lelia’s Choice’ restaurants the venue for our last meal together proves to be something of a disaster.

A number of the steaks ordered are returned ( the suspicion is that they are horse meat) and most of the group go hungry.

Pat with her choice of cannelloni and me with gnocchi are more than happy with our meal. If all else fails one can always trust Italians to come up with good food!

Lelia very upset but she is in no way to blame for the debacle.

Off to bed with my knee screaming at me and with me not having the energy to scream back.

Cheers

The Obese Ferret

Patagonia

Monday 16th March 2015.

Up by 6.45, breakfast at 7.30 and at 8.30 we meet our new guide Mauro who speaks perfect English , is a Chemical Engineer, accomplished mountaineer and is another Latino guide from Central Casting.

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Set off shortly after 9 along a trail on the northern bank of the Fitzroy River.Early climb up above the river affords us fine views of the valley, especially now that the clouds are gradually lifting and the weather in general better than forecast.

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Mirador( lookout) over the river quite superb and as we move along the trail we catch glimpses of Mount Fitzroy (3405 metres) and Poinsenot ( 3002).

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To the west through light clouds we can see Cerro Torre (3102), Egger(2850),Philipe Heron(2750) Standhardt(2710) and Bifida(2394).

Photographic highlight when the paparazzi among us get a great shot of a small owl at close quarters.

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Eventually a short climb brings us to Laguna Torre under Glaciar Grande and the above-mentioned mounts.

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Enjoy a packed lunch but after a stay of about one hour we make tracks back towards El Chaltern as the wind picks up and the weather in general takes a turn for the worse.

On the way back we get a rare glimpse of a Torrent Duck pair who give a fine demonstration of swimming upstream into a very strong current- particularly impressive to this blogger who cannot swim with a roaring tailwind and a very powerful downstream current!

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Nearer El Chaltern we take a fork to the east and arrive north-west of the town with a view of Rio de Las Vueltas to the north. Those who follow cycling will know that ‘ vuelta’ means bends or twists.

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Return to the Hosteria for much- needed bath after a very rewarding day during I was able to chat to Mauro about football and his love of Maradona which knows no bounds. He even manages to put a positive spin on little genius’s ‘ Hand of God ‘ goal in the 1986 World Cup.

Finish of the day with a superb dinner at La Cervezaria.

Cheers

The Obese Ferret.

Patagonia

Saturday 14th March 2015

Breakfast at 8 gets a pass mark but it is all a bit mass-produced.

The whole group leaves on foot at 9.00 am and after a short distance we say cheerio to Marg who is going on a shorter hike in view of her injuries.

As we head off up an increasingly demanding track, we are buffeted by very strong winds which at some points threaten to blow us off the narrow path to the waters of the Rio Ascencio far below. The line of walkers soon spreads as Shan, Mick, Tom and Sue make  up a breakaway group with Cathy, Anne and yours truly the next group.

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On arrival at the rifugio the staff have for some strange reason decided to select this moment to clean the cafe area. With the hyperactive Shan applying the pressure on the trekking leader Cris a decision is made for one group to set off at once up to the base of Las Torres. Once again this comprises Shan, Mick, Tom, Sue, Kathy,Ann and I with Pat and Heinz also opting to join us.

As we are due to leave Lelia arrives at the rifugio with Gail and Lyn, both of whom are understandably  none too pleased that the group has split up in this way.

Nevertheless the leading group sets off, leaving Lelia to walk with Gail and Lyn to a rest area along the valley which affords a good view of the Tops of the Torres.

Pat and Heinz drop off fairly soon to walk with Leila Gail and Lyn, but Ann and I decide to press on up the mountain, albeit at a slower pace than the roadrunners at the front of the peloton.

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I suffer from minor dehydration for a very short time but some water and trail mix soon do the trick.

As we climb the trail becomes increasingly difficult but Ann and I work as a something of a team and Cris does come back to check on us as we cross the shale close to the top of the ridge.

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No words can do justice to the sight of the Torres del Paine and the lake at the base of these majestic peaks I have finally achieved a lifelong goal of standing in this spot.

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The ‘Roadrunners’ ie, Shan and Mick are soon off back down the mountain but the rest of us linger to take in this truly breathtaking panorama.

Return to the rifugio with Cris looking after Ann and myself.

Eventually catch up with Lyn, Gail and rest of Lelia’s group lower down the trail and  our weary limbs finally get us back to to the hotel.

Gather in the lobby and hold a collection for Cris before wishing him a fond farewell.

Dress up into something bordering on civilised  and after dinner turn in by 10.30.

A day to remember and another one off the Bucket List.

Cheers

The Obese Ferret

Patagonia

Sunday 15th March 2015

Early start at 7.00 am.

Initially drive through very flat country to Esperanza where we enjoy a fine lunch. Traverse the pampas and encounter very high winds all through this very barren area.

It’s quite a relief to spend some time on the bus as the old limbs are recovering from the trek of the previous day.

Cross the Santa Cruz and La Leona rivers on the way to El Chalten.

The border crossing between Chile and Argentina is a real eye-opener with the Customs/ Immigration area on the Chilean side the epitome of efficiency and professionalism. In sharp contrast the checks and controls on the Argentinian side are carried out in ramshackle rooms with no heating or lighting where officials are forced to squint myopically at documents. Truly reminiscent of some Third World countries that we have visited.

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During the subsequent drive we stop for a break at La Leone, famous for Butch Cassidy having been there. Photos also abound of famous mountaineer, Tony Egger who was the first man to climb Cerro Torre.

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As we approach El Chalten we start to catch glimpses of Cerro Torre and the iconic Mount Fitzroy.

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Arrive at El Puma Osteria in El Chalten late afternoon. A delightful spot with superb accommodation but almost non-existent internet connection.

We say goodbye to driver Luiz who has been absolutely marvellous.

I have to dig deeply into my memory bank to thank Luiz in Spanish for all his great work but it seems to work out OK.

As usual Shan is her demanding self , especially in respect of the decidedly lousy internet but when she sees that Heinz is still not well she surprises him and Pat with a bottle of red wine to help him on his way. She is quite mercurial , not say eccentric!

Situated in the heart of Los Glaciares Nat Park El Chalten is an attractive if very touristy town founded in 1980’s to strengthen Argentina’s  hold on this disputed area.

Dine at one of the many fine local restaurants which offers a set menu but very fine food.

Weather now taking a very definite turn for the worse and apparently more to come.

In bed by 10.30 with the amazingly high winds whistling around the hotel eaves.

Cheers

The Obese Ferret

Patagonia

Friday 13th March 2015

Rain most of the night and still very overcast when we get up. A combination of some very noisy travellers leaving the hotel early and G ‘s now familiar sinus problems were really not conducive to a good night’s sleep.

Leaving the hotel we travel north following the Rio Serrano and eventually turn  northwest along the Rio Grey to arrive at a swing-bridge  a short distance from the Lago Grey.

From there a 7 kms round trip along the pebble- strewn shores of the lake takes us to the eastern bank of Lago Grey and a further relatively easy walk to the north provides us with some great views of the immense Glaciar Grey.

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As we leave the Lago we gain a fine view of the Cuernos del Paine ( Horns of Paine) and the Paine Grande (3050 metres).

Retracing our steps we arrive back at the impossibly acqua Rio Paine and follow this north to the store and restaurant at Lake Pehoe (Secret Lake).

This location affords us a superb view of the famous Torres del Paine.

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Some information on the animal life seen along the way- there are apparently 4 types of camel, namely llamas and alpacas, both which are domestic, and guanacos and vicuñas which are wild. The guanacos are ubiquitous, not surprising given that the puma is their only predator. Incidentally, if any guy out there is finding it a challenge to find a partner spare a thought for the puma who has only one month to find a female on heat or wait 11 months for the next opportunity! Maybe we have more in common with the animal kingdom than I thought. Just kidding, folks.

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Continue our journey past the Mirador del Nordenskjold ( Lookout) to the Porteria Lago Sarmiento where the bus offloads us and we embark on an 8 kms walk which offers us the chance to view some ancient rock paintings.

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In due course we are reunited with the bus and during the next stage of our journey we come across a condor at very close quarters patiently waiting for a caricari bird to leave his prey so that he can enjoy some of the spoils.

Further spectacular views of the massif as we move around to the east and finally check into Las Torres Lodge This is certainly the most touristy and expensive accommodation so far. When presented with the bill for a beer I at first thought that I had put in a bid to buy the local brewery rather than one bottle of the local brew! Once bitten twice shy.

Buffet dinner and then it’s off to bed by 11.00 Cheers

The Obese Ferret

Patagonia

Thursday 12th March 2015

Early breakfast at 6.30  and leave hotel at 7.30 after a very good breakfast we head off by bus to the ferry terminal . Here we take a larger ferry which we share with many other passengers. After initially sailing along the Senoret Canal we reach the mouth of the Fiordo Eberhard, where cattle ranching was started by German Captain Hermann Eberhard in the Ultima Esperanza region in 1887. We then proceed along the Fiordo Ultima Esperanza. About 90 minutes of sailing from Puerto Natales brings us to the Cormorant Colony. Hundreds of these birds use this point as their breeding ground, resting there and leaving only when the young have learned to fly 3 months later.

As we move along the fjord the landscape becomes more scenic and imposing and the mountains more majestic. Shortly after passing a sea lion colony we arrive at the spectacular Condor Cliff where we have a rare opportunity to view the world’s largest land bird at close quarters. Their wingspan of 3.2 metres is exceeded only by that of the albatross and the great white pelican.

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More on this magnificent bird- the condor soars with its wings held horizontally and it’s primary feathers bent upwards at the tips. The lack of a large sternum identifies it as mainly a soarer flapping its wings to attain elevation but then relying on thermals to stay aloft. Being a scavenger and preferring large carcasses it requires to roost on high places from which to launch itself.

The ferry captain takes us very close to the cliffs which are home to some twenty condors who put on a fantastic display of gliding.

Next stop is Monte Balmaceda ( 2035  metres ) and the glacier of the same name. The glacier, in keeping with so many others is in retreat and it is interesting to note that in 1981 the foot of the glacier was at sea level.

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After a 3 hour trip from Puerto Natales we arrive at Puerto Toro from where we walk to the Serrano Glacier.Our young ferry captain Francisco becomes our guide on our short walk ( 20 mins ) to the base of the Glacier.

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Along the way there are posts indicating how much the glacier has receded over the last 50 years. In the scheme of things the recession appears less dramatic than at other glaciers.

We continue on to a lunch stop at Hosteria Monte Balmaceda where after a meal we change into our wet weather gear and board a zodiac for the onward journey up the Rio Serrano, stopping at an impassable waterfall, the Salto Rio Serrano,to circumvent the fall on foot, then re boarding the zodiac. The new zodiac skipper seems to take some delight in demonstrating how rough this part of the river can be and those of us who suffer from periodic lower back pain are searching for information on wheelchair access for the various tracks in the Torres del Paine Nat. Park. Fortunately the discomfort is short-lived and the Rio Serrano becomes far more friendly as we approach our final destination for the night.

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By now we are catching tantalising glimpses of Torres del Paine  towers in between the clouds and with each bend in the river the scenery becomes more spectacular.

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4 pm sees us at the Hotel del Paine on the shores of Rio Serrano with a superb view of the Horns and the Towers. In spite of its great location the hotel flatters to deceive and a ‘ mañana ‘ attitude is very much in evidence.

Shan is immediately at her feisty best ensuring that the wifi, hot water etc are all up to the standard she expects while Barb is not happy with her room as it faces away from the river, is too close to the reception and restaurant and too noisy. Complaints not entirely unjustified but some might say ” first world problems.”

Leisure time before dinner- just good to relax. G still not really very well but hopefully will improve over the next 24 hours.

Dinner a smorgasbord with the hordes of Taiwanese fighting for survival around the tables- ignorance personified. Don’t get between a Taiwanese and his/her food if you value your life! As Tom pointed out this is the inevitable result of the new bourgeoisie in  that region travelling the world but not yet familiar with the usual norms of interacting with other travellers.

Good chat  with Tom and Sue on the question of Craig and future career. Tom has worked in this area for some time so his insights were very helpful.

Cheers

The Obese Ferret

Patagonia

Wednesday 11th March 2015

Have the usual Cabo de Hornos underwhelming breakfast at 8.30 and get ready for a 9.30 departure for Puerto Natales.

Meet Luiz who will be our driver for the next few days and set off on a reasonably clear, mild  morning.  After going through fairly flat country the scenery gradually becomes more undulating and we enjoy acoffee/ toilet stop at a cafe with a fine view over the steppes.

Make our first acquaintance with a choique, an emu-like bird which we will see many more times during our trip. Other animal life includes flamingos, a fox, a llama, black-necked swan and we have the chance to view some gauchos move a large flock of sheep with the help from some collie hybrid dogs. It certainly makes a change from watching Lyn’s border collie Indi trying to round up any dog which has even a passing resemblance to a sheep along the beach in front of our house back home!

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Choique

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As we proceed further north we gain our first sight of the beautiful peaks which are part of the Torres del Paine national park, our destination tomorrow.

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The magnificent Condor

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Patagonia Landscape

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We eventually arrive at Puerto Natales, a town on the shores of a fjord with the open sea to the west.

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The accommodation at Weskar Patagonia Lodge is all that we could wish for and on arrival we are greeted with a free traditional Pisco Sour drink by Lelia and the new Chilean guide for the next few days Kris, a Diego lookalike. He provides us with a brief overview of our itinerary for the next few days, after which we check into our rooms and then head off to the pleasant, if unspectacular town centre with Lyn and and Anne. We lose track of Lyn for a while when she gets caught up in a long queue at the post office so Ann and I send out our expert search party (Gail) while she and I sample the rather average local ice cream. All reunited we eventually meet up with dentist Mick for coffee/ tea and light lunches.

Heading back towards the hotel along the foreshore of the fjord I come across a stone sculptor who is working on a large sculpture of a decidedly voluptuous naked lady. Just in case any red-blooded male is letting his imagination run away with him he is not using a live model.  Anyway he is happy for me to take his photo( see below).

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Although our whole group had planned to eat at Ultima  Esperanza, an apparently fine seafood restaurant in town we decide to return to the lodge and with the exception of Tom and Sue we all eat dinner at the lodge. Lovely meal and nice ambience with a view over the fjord.

End the evening by seeing Chelsea beaten by PSG in Champions League round of 16 on away goals after Zlatan Ibrahimovic had been sent off in first half. Joining us to watch the match was a fanatical French supporter of PSG who headed off to his room seemingly hell-bent on suicide after seeing Chelsea score first. He was then brought back to the TV and to life by his friends who had seen PSG equalise to seal Chelsea’s fate. In less than 5 minutes he had covered the whole gamut of a football fan’s emotions.

Turn in at a reasonable hour ahead of next day’s busy schedule.

Cheers

The Obese Ferret